About Me

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

So yea thats my basic history, in terms of my vaping life I was a smoker for years and years until one day I tried one of those weird gadgets that had started popping up in petrol stations. It was one of those E-Lite Cigalike things and although it tasted like the wrong end of a woolly mammoth I saw potential. Being basically a ridiculus obsessive i began searching the web to see if there was more available in the way of E-Cigs, back in 2012 there was lack of clear and concise information but after a couple of ropey ego pens I had found myself A not smoking and B emersing myself in a whole new hobby.

My youtube channel came much later down the line, I had started to become very knowledgable and it started to pee me off me when I saw other youtubers making mistakes. Anyway I made a youtube channel which lead to my friendships with other vaping youtubers one of which was the crazy hot Joe Cloudie, we hit it off instantly and became friends... We really wanted to do something together but our internets were not good enough to do a live show so we ended up coming up with the idea of doing a podcast.

Along with making youtube friends I was making friends with all manner of humans in vaping. Attending Vape Meets and Expos became a frequent event frequented frequently by the usual suspects anyway some of those friends were the guys of the Ideal Ohm Show after a lot of begging they let me join that show. Thats it for now I will write this in English at a later date.